There's something bizarre about watching grown men wear buckets of fried chicken on their heads. You should never complain about commercialisation again in the UK considering that the term "Bunnings Warehouse" probably appeared more often in the Channel Ten commentary than the word "Hobart". In fact, I'd be willing to bet on it, so why not pop down to the official betting partners of the BBL where you can blah blah blah drone witter...
The competition of "second best T20 league in the world" (in terms of standard and competition) is wide open (the IPL obviously being the best considering it's the only one that Indian players play in thanks to the BCCI). I did have the BBL second, but after this year I think it's now third, the English T20 Blast having overtaken it. International call-ups really hindered this year's BBL. Nonetheless, as I did for the Blast (albeit only on Twitter), my team of the tournament for #BBL07 is to be revealed posthaste.
The balance of my team will be my "standard" balance for a limited-overs team, i.e. the balance I would like to have in normal conditions (although I would like to think it covers all locations around the world): 5 batsmen (including the 'keeper), 2 spinners, and 4 seamers. We're not adhering to any overseas restrictions here, either.
A vintage year for some opening batsmen, with the three centuries in this year's tournament all by openers. For others, it was a major disappointment - Jason Roy was very lucky to get an IPL contract. D'Arcy Short picks himself, but the choice between Alex Carey and Jake Weatherald is tough. For now I'll pick Weatherald, as Carey might return to the fray in the keeping debate. Weatherald's more defensive style is also a good counterpoint to Short, and I would want him to bat through the innings. Although Short can bowl, his figures don't justify inclusion as a bowler, so for me he plays as a specialist batsman.
D SHORT - 572 runs @ 57.20; SR 148.57; Index 206
J WEATHERALD - 383 runs @ 31.92; SR 126.40; Index 158
Numbers 3 and 4 are a bit difficult. Chris Lynn was plagued by injury and only faced 91 balls in the entire tournament, so to be dismissed every 23 balls is not ideal, even with his Lynnsane strike rate. His replacement, Sean Heazlett, was nothing short of terrible. None of the candidates stand out particularly, aside from Cameron White and Tom Cooper, both from Melbourne Renegades. White averaged 76, although this is down to 4 not outs from 8 innings, and Tom Cooper averaged just under 50. Shane Watson and Travis Head are the other candidates; picking two from White, Cooper, Lynn, Watson, and Head is difficult. Ultimately, I can't give the spot to Lynn, and finding an argument for Cooper is also incredibly hard to come by. White's got #3 sown up, so is it Head or Watson for #4? Should I pick Head now and worry about Watson when I come to the bowling? No, because Watson is a batting all-rounder who only took 3 wickets at 56 each in the entire tournament, so I wouldn't even consider Watson on bowling grounds. Like with the openers, I'll go with the player that's the biggest foil to White. Ultimately, that has to be the more aggressive player, and with more 4s, 6s, and a higher strike rate, it has to be Shane Watson.
C WHITE - 304 runs @ 76.00; SR 111.36; Index 187
S WATSON - 331 runs @ 36.78; SR 139.08; Index 176
No debate here at all. Alex Carey. More than double the runs of the next-best keeper, Matthew Wade.
A CAREY - 443 runs @ 49.22; SR 141.53; Index 191
Powerplay spin bowling was the "must-have" craze of the Big Bash this year. Some were better at it than others. Whilst bowling the first over with a flatter, quicker spin bowler has been a technique used for many years around the world - and a successful one at that - it hasn't been the case where spinners have bowled all through the powerplay. With that in mind, do I want one spinner who could bowl in that powerplay? Or I would I rather them choke the opposition in the middle overs (a technique perfected by Gareth Batty and Mason Crane in the Blast, not coincidentally my spinners in that TotT)? Regardless, one of the picks will be Rashid Khan of Adelaide and Afghanistan, and incidentally the first overseas player of the team. The second spinner, however, could have been a major issue, but ultimately you have to follow the numbers. Only two spinners took 10 or more wickets in the BBL - Khan and Fawad Ahmed, so I cannot overlook Ahmed. His economy rate is also exceptional. "So is Ashton Agar's", I hear you cry, but his strike rate isn't that great: 26.25 compared to Ahmed's 20. So I'd bowl both my spinners in the middle overs. They're economical, plus they take wickets.
R KHAN - 18 wickets @ 13.83; Econ 5.66; SR 14.67
F AHMED - 12 wickets @ 20.42; Econ 6.12; SR 20.00
So, who opens and who closes the innings? Rashid Khan would not have ended up as joint leading-wicket-taker had there not been a deserved international call-up for the man, who, in my view, is the world's #1 T20 bowler, Andrew Tye. His figures are incredible on their own, but when you consider how few games he played, they are mind-bogglingly outstanding. I also can't look past Jofra Archer. Archer finally came alive in the BBL, with Hobart (or should I say Sussex?)'s policy of "sign quick bowlers" actually paying off. Jofra Archer's Blast was no omnishambles like Tymal Mills', but his figures didn't really leap off the page. In fact, it's surprising how badly Sussex did in the Blast considering their bowling attack of Mills, Archer, and Chris Jordan. It just goes to show how good the Blast is that Ian Bell can win the BBL in 2016-17 with Perth but be dropped from his Birmingham team. But I digress. Archer did very well in the Big Bash, and all eyes will be on Hove this summer to see if Archer can improve again. Dwayne Bravo tied with Khan for most wickets, so he obviously gets a selection too. Nobody else is particularly impressive, though, so again, I have to follow the numbers and pick Ben Laughlin, a BBL stalwart but a tidy one at that. This is starting to get stacked up with Adelaide players here...
D BRAVO - 18 wickets @ 20.17; Econ 8.47; SR 14.28
J ARCHER - 16 wickets @ 23.06; Econ 7.96; SR 17.38
A TYE - 16 wickets @ 12.00; Econ 8.11; SR 8.88
B LAUGHLIN - 16 wickets @ 23.00; Econ 8.36; SR 16.50
For comparison, my Team of the Blast is below. It's fascinating how there's no alignment between the two sides despite several playing in both competitions, and it would be fascinating to see who comes out on top in a game between them. It's also fascinating how 3 of each team are overseas and 8 are non-overseas.